Pet Dynamic Duo Gifts

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Is this your work?"

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

How about swapping wives for the day?

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

His worst nightmares had come true.

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Dance Partners

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Batmansplaining.

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Alpha dog

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Dog and bird

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

"You treat me like a dog."