Comedic Pet Dynamics Lover Gifts

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"The blow drier is broken."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

The Rolling Bones

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Self-walking dog

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

Free Range Cow

'Whoa! Slow down, kids! Your mom will neuter me if I bring you home with stomachaches from eating too much of that junk.'