Comedic Pet Dynamics Lover Mugs

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"The blow drier is broken."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

The Rolling Bones

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Self-walking dog

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

Free Range Cow

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"We're in for the night."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'Whoa! Slow down, kids! Your mom will neuter me if I bring you home with stomachaches from eating too much of that junk.'