Comedic Pet Stories Lover Mugs

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

Man wearing a dog cone

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Self-walking dog

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"We're in for the night."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."