Comedic Pet Stories Lover Prints

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

Man wearing a dog cone

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Self-walking dog

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"We're in for the night."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."