Dog Duet Enthusiast Gifts

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

French horn.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"This is a duet yourself project."

"He ran out of pee."

Bassoon practice.

"Bruno, sit."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Meet my significant other.'

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Quatre-mains

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

Northmont dog obedience school.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

Musician with eyepatch

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"