Romantic Duet Enthusiasts Gifts

Newlywed violinists

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Date Night

"This is a duet yourself project."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Living together, couple in love.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Heart is sewn back together.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Bassoon practice.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Be my Valentine?'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Armchair Dancing

'A table for two?'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'