Romantic Duos Gifts

Goodbye Kiss

Double wedding

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Date Night

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Living together, couple in love.

"We'll always hate Paris."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Armchair Dancing

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"You lick, I'll dry."

Gay couple living together.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

Cell Partners

"I want to make it with you."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Quatre-mains

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

Dance Partners