Dancing Duos Gifts

"I want to make it with you."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Teamwork

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Date Night

Dancing

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Bassoon practice.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Armchair Dancing

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Boho Bribes

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

How about swapping wives for the day?

Cell Partners

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

Quatre-mains

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Musician with eyepatch

Sadojazzachists

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

Dance Partners