Musical Duo Gifts

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Paint pots in love

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Ballet Lovers

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

The Common Sutra.

Dancing

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Armchair Dancing

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

"I want to make it with you."

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

Cell Partners

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"