Creative Duo Gifts

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Paint pots in love

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Wine and Cheese

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

Matching Outfits

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

Cell Partners

'That's it! The lost chord!'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"We need fresher ideas"

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

Dance Partners

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Couple in Green

Two women playing the piano for some guests

'Hi honey I'm Home.'