Artsy Duo Gifts

Paint pots in love

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Cupid paints Stop sign

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Hieroglyph stamps.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Crossing the thin line into show business

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Bikini Atoll

Pimlico

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

When artists have day jobs.

Rodin's Block