Artsy Couple Gifts

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Paint pots in love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'We were made for each other.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Junk Art

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Bikini Atoll