Artsy Couple T-Shirts

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'Projectile painting.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Paint pots in love

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'We were made for each other.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Junk Art

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

'That's it! The lost chord!'