Art-loving Spouse T-Shirts

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Projectile painting.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour