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'Projectile painting.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

"The innocence seems forced."

Artist's Perspective

Junk Art

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."