Art-loving Sister Prints

'Projectile painting.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Salvador Dali's cats.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

Junk Art

"The innocence seems forced."

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."