Artistic Couples Gifts

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'Projectile painting.'

Paint pots in love

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Artists of the wild west.

"Plagiarist!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Alien Painting Moon

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."