Artistic Couples Pillows

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Paint pots in love

'Projectile painting.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Artists of the wild west.

"Plagiarist!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Alien Painting Moon

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"