Creative Couple Pillows

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Stand-up Romcom

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Salt and Pepper

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Your website or mine?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

I Drew a Hot Guy

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'My compliments to the chef.'