Creative Couple Prints

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Stand-up Romcom

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Salt and Pepper

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Your website or mine?'

"Am I through to the next round?"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

I Drew a Hot Guy

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'My compliments to the chef.'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"