Artsy Duo Pillows

Paint pots in love

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

Lovers dressed as pears

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Hieroglyph stamps.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

"They're both in telemarketing."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Crossing the thin line into show business

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Bikini Atoll

Pimlico

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

When artists have day jobs.

Rodin's Block

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Bach in the Box