Crafty Couples Gifts

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Blog Breakdown

Homeschooling

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

The Remote Olympics

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Making Christmas Decorations

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"I made you a vest."

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Homey Claus!"

Rock Climber Wedding

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."