Craftsy Couple Gifts

Knitting

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Blog Breakdown

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Homeschooling

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

The Remote Olympics

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Making Christmas Decorations

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"I made you a vest."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'