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"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Paint pots in love

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Ballet Lovers

Date Night

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dancing

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Living together, couple in love.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Armchair Dancing

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"You lick, I'll dry."

"I want to make it with you."

Cell Partners

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

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