Romantic Duos Pillows

Goodbye Kiss

Double wedding

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Date Night

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Dancing

Living together, couple in love.

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"We'll always hate Paris."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

"You lick, I'll dry."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

"I want to make it with you."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Cell Partners

Gay couple living together.

Quatre-mains

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Dance Partners

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

Asleep on an airplane