Digital Duet Enthusiast Gifts

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Wild West Text Showdown

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Bassoon practice.

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

Strategies that will always work

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

You may now update your Facebook status.

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"