Digital Duo Gifts

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Access ME.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Alexa just reminded me that we're married. You were right, technology can be helpful."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'The game went into extra innings.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Cell Partners

How about swapping wives for the day?

Trying to come up with yet another password...

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

conversing using table tennis technology

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

Dance Partners

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"