Digital Duo Pillows

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Access ME.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'The game went into extra innings.'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

How about swapping wives for the day?

Trying to come up with yet another password...

Cell Partners

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Dance Partners

"Mother, just pick up the phone and call me—no need to follow me on Twitter!"

Lost in the laptop...

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."