Gaming Duo Pillows

"My turn!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Date Night

Dancing

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Wine and Cheese

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Living together, couple in love.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Armchair Dancing

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."