Gaming Duo T-Shirts

"My turn!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Date Night

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Dancing

Wine and Cheese

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Armchair Dancing

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'