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'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

'Super Dog'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Piracy on a boating lake

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

Nerd tryouts.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

I should probably get out more.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'