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"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Mac OS 20

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Big boys' toys-r-us

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Internet Cafe.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"