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Internet Cafe.

Mac OS 20

Theatre Crowd

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Dynamite little combo

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Liam Gallagher.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Robert Schumann

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'