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Robert Schumann

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."