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Robert Schumann

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

ABBA

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

Meet the reader. I loved the way you read my first two books!

Victoria Beckham

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."