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Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

Cinema nasties

Athena

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Team Bass

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'