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Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Plant Lady

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Nick Cave.

ABBA

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Athena

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

Victoria Beckham

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Team Bass

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'