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Ceres

Athena

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Beauty regime

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Cinema nasties

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I'd like a table near the band please."