Goddess Groupie Gifts

Ceres

Athena

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

Nick Cave.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

Beauty regime

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Cinema nasties

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.