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'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."