Gothic Groupies Mugs

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Transylvanian Snails.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."