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Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

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'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

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"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

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"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You understand this was just business."