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Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'He knew too much!'

I'm an Al Capone-ic.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Mushrooms of New York

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"