Gangsters Gifts

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'He knew too much!'

I'm an Al Capone-ic.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Al Pacino

Mushrooms of New York

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'