Gangster Movies Gifts

Whacked music.

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

Mushrooms of New York

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'