Gangster Films Gifts

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Mushrooms of New York

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"