Gangster Films Mugs

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mobsters at the Beach

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Al Pacino

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.