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"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mobsters at the Beach

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"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mushrooms of New York

Mario's Family Portraits.