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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"There goes that new-car smell."

Bugsy's last words.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Al Pacino

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mushrooms of New York

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Whacked music.

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"