Collecting Gangster Films T-Shirts

'Dear, if you, God forbid, get whacked today, do you want a big funeral or just be rolled in a rug and dumped in a landfill?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

The Clown Hit

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

Mushrooms of New York

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Whacked music.

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

'It's been taken care of.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"